The Musings, reviews, rants, sleepy posts, random things of a young Irishman

 

My television is so tiny!! #PowerCam #

My television is so tiny!! #PowerCam #

Dear blog readers

I’m going to be spamming your dashboard with pictures of cute animals! 8) Why? Because I’m in a good mood!

A cold! Ugh!

Good evening my fellow tumblrs! I have a small cold or, could it be allergies? I am hot and cold, sweaty, tired, achy, my nose is runny, my throat is scratchy, and my cough is horrible! I hate the man flu

Man flu…
Man flu is a mans flu.
A woman, will not know what man flu is,
Or of the pain that it brings.
They will not know what it is like,
To be slowly suffocated from a blocked nose,
To not see true as our eyes tear up,
To not speak due to our tight throats.
They will not know of the terror it brings,
The nights men lay awake as there blocked nose,
Stops the true circulation of air.
Women, they will never know. 
They will never know why we need,
That extra cup of tea to loosen our dry throats,
Or that extra pillow to keep the air flowing downwards,
Into our lungs.
Or why a foot massage will help us deal,
With our runny eyes.
Women, they will never know…
That man flu sucks!

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late

Henny Youngman

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

My earliest memory was when I was in kindergarten and it was pajama day. :) Everyone had a good good time! 

My love and I fighting over nothingness!

Julia: Keith Ronald Harkin!!!

Me: What?!

Julia: Get your A** down here!!

Me: Why?

Julia: You left the toilet seat up!!!

me: Put it down yourself!

Julia: I'm not the one who f***ing left it up!

Me: Well I'm not getting out of bed

Julia: I'll make you!

Me: Baby come here!!

Julia: Why? *Walks up stairs*

Me: I love!

Julia: Shut up! You left the seat up! I won't say I love you too until you put it down!

Me: *Poker face* No me gusta!!